just some words

I am without a doubt one of the clumsiest people on the planet. Today at work I seriously stubbed my toe, smashed my head (hard) into a wooden shelf, and earlier burned my knuckle on the oven. I was thinking that I am the epitome of accident-prone, but I don't feel like that word even begins to describe what I am. Thanks to Thesaurus.com, let's see if we can find something a little more fitting...

(synonyms for "clumsy")

all thumbs
blundering
blunderous
bulky
bumbling
bungling
butterfingered
clownish
crude
elephantine
gauche
gawkish
gawky
graceless
ham-handed
heavy
heavy-handed
helpless
hulking
ill-shaped
incompetent
inelegant
inept
inexperienced
inexpert
lubberly
lumbering
lumpish
maladroit
oafish
ponderous
splay
stumbling
unable
unadept
uncoordinated
uncouth
undexterous
uneasy
ungainly
unhandy
unskillful
untactful
untalented
untoward
unwieldy
weedy

... yeah, I'd say that about covers it.